Prepare yourself for a wild ride with the Staars-Apps Simple 2 Number Calculator Application brought to you by the one and only coding wizard, Stavros Arg! Before you embark on this calculator adventure, make sure you're ready for the sheer exhilaration of crunching numbers with flair. If you're not up for the challenge, well, you've been warned!

1. License to Chuckles:

The App is like laughter therapy for your numeric cravings and is released as an open-source app (DM Stavros Arg for code). Go ahead, indulge in the joy of open-source magic!

2. Absolutely, Positively Free:

The App is not just free; it's freer than a squirrel on a trampoline! Whether you're a penny-pincher or a high roller, this calculator won't cost you a dime. It's our gift to humanity, or maybe just our way of avoiding serious work.

3. Intellectual Property-ish Stuff:

While the code is free as a bird, the rights to the original code and the Staars-Apps name belong to the legendary Stavros Arg. Using our name without permission is like wearing mismatched socks - not cool!

4. No Serious Guarantees:

The App is provided "as is," and we're not making any promises. If the calculator decides to rebel and mix up your numbers, well, we did warn you. Use it for laughs, not for your IRS calculations.

5. Liability Lighter Than a Feather:

We absolve ourselves of any responsibility for damages caused by the App. It's a calculator, not a superhero. If it goes on strike during your crucial math moment, just blame the numbers - they can be quite moody.

6. Privacy - We Calculator Wizards Swear:

The App is no snitch. It won't tell anyone about your secret love for prime numbers or that questionable math tattoo. We don't collect personal info - your digits are safe with us!

7. Fun Over Function:

The App was coded by Stavros Arg purely for the joy of coding. It's like a roller coaster for your brain cells. Don't take it too seriously; it's all in good fun. If you need a serious calculator, go hire a mathematician.

8. Join the Comedy Crew:

Want to join the laughter brigade? Contributions to our open-source comedy club are welcome! Just follow the quirky guidelines in our project repository and let the hilarity ensue.